don’t ever fucking date someone if you’re still in love with someone else.
hey you know how i said i had a date well something came up and i may or may not have decided to give my existance a chance
Some of you might have noticed how I posted this a while back, and due to the advice of a friend, I decided to post this, on this specific site because I knew it might only get me even more negative feedback somewhere else.
I haven’t had Tumblr for a while, but though this may sound pathetic, it’s probably still the only reason I’m still here. I don’t want to sound whiny, but I know how this place is, and, well…
If this gets 100,000 notes by Christmas, I will not take my own life.
Plain and simple.
I know like that’s a lot to ask for but honestly, I don’t care what happens to me anymore, so I suppose I’m just being stubborn.
Please don’t feel like you’re obligated to have this on your blog.
EVERYONE LIKE AND REBLOG THIS NOW
COME ON GUYS!
THIS IS THE BEST SCENE IN THIS ENTIRE TELEVISION SERIES AND YOU CANNOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE
WHAT HAPPENED HERE I DON’T UNDERSTAND
he sHOWED HIM HIS DICK
if u listen very closely
u can hear austria and switzerland yodeling insults at each other across the alps
#or telling eachother there is a discount on toilet paper and they should be jealous of the deals they are getting#HAHA I SAVED TWO DOLLARS ON THIS PACK OF TOILET PAPER WHAT DID YOU SAVE AUSTRIA NOT YOUR MARRIAGES THATS FOR SURE
for those not in the know, night witches were russian lady bombers who bombed the shit out of german lines in WW2. Thing is though, they had the oldest, noisiest, crappest planes in the entire world. The engines used to conk out halfway through their missions, so they had to climb out on the wings mid flight to restart the props. the planes were also so noisy that to stop germans from hearing them combing and starting up their anti aircraft guns, they’d climb up to a certain height, coast down to german positions, drop their bombs, restart their engines in midair, and get the fuck out of dodge.
their leader flew over 200 missions and was never captured.
how the fuck is this not taught in every single history class ever
girl pilots (◕‿◕✿)
girl pilots killing nazis ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* \(◕ヮ◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
But, remember, women never did anything in history.
This is laughably incorrect.
Fact 1: Although technologically obsolete as of WWII, the Polikarpov Po-2 “Kukuruznik” biplanes flown by the 588th Night Bomber Regiment were in no way ” the oldest, noisiest, crappest planes in the entire world.” The Po-2 was first flown in 1929 and remained in production until 1953 due to its low cost and extreme reliability. It is, in fact, the second most produced aircraft in history, and the most produced biplane in history. The night bombers flew brand new, specially modified Po-2s fitted with bomb racks and machine guns.
Fact 2: The Po-2 was extremely quiet; Germans nicknamed it the Nähmaschine (“sewing machine”) due to the muted rattling sound its tiny little 99-horsepower radial engine made. The night bombers would fly these quiet little planes just a few meters off the ground, then climb to higher altitude, cut the engine, and glide to the attack point so that the Germans would have no warning of an incoming attack other than wind whistling through the wing bracing-wires. It wasn’t because the engines were unreliable, it was a planned attack pattern.
Fact 3: Saying “their leader flew over 200 missions” is both inaccurate and damning with faint praise. Whereas most combat pilots fly only one or two sorties per day, all of the 588th Night Bomber Regiment pilots flew multiple missions every night, with the record being eighteen missions flown back-to-back-to-back-to-back in a single night. By the end of the war, most of the “Night Witches” had around a thousand combat sorties under their belts.
The Night Witches were THAT fucking badass, and it pisses me off when people get it all wrong because they’re too damn lazy to do their homework.
And this is one of the rare times the correction makes things more badass.
Anybody remember these from elementary school math?
i ate one of those before…
whoa i completely forgot these existed
they still use this just thought i’d mention
Today I explained to a guy what shipping is
In the beginning he was quiet but when I started to panic he smiled and said:”it’s really cute that people see love everywhere, even if it’s not officially there.”
THIS MAY BE IRONIC, BUT I SHIP YOU.
just came home from a date with him <3
OH MY GOSH!!
I’M HEARING FREAKING WEDDING BELLS